In this chapter of ‘Make a Vegetarian Cry’, I’d like to discuss the legions of Phd’s, some no doubt wherever you work, rest and play, whose education in diet, nutrition and health, has been exclusively gleaned from no more than a few hours of arduous study on YouTube. Let’s start by saying that of the 6 Veggie friends I’ve ever … Read More
Organic Vegan Bollocks!
In this Chapter of ‘Make a veggie cry’, let’s talk organic greens, versus the evil, unnatural, manmade (with the emphasis on man, for the haters), pesticide-sprayed produce. First off, the UK Government, after reviewing more than 150 studies, concluded; “There is no good evidence that consumption of organic food is beneficial to health in relation to nutrient content.” So it’s … Read More
Starbucks Vegan Hardnuts
‘Making vegetarians cry’ in reality, isn’t always as much fun as it is writing about it, because sometimes it’s a friend with the veggie problem. I do have many true stories to share, of brief encounters with many ultra-clever vegetarian strangers, that usually ended up with my Blunt dial cranked up to its full 100%. So, short and sweet, with … Read More
Veggie Rules of Engagement
I know you’ll never try to take the moral, ethical, environmental, nutritional, spiritual, or political high ground with any Vegetarian, Raw, Vegan or otherwise deluded people. How do I know this? Because that’s not what we meat eaters do, is it? A bit like atheists, who don’t discriminate against political candidates from any particular belief system. Though you can’t imagine … Read More
Vegetarianism. All the Cancer Benefits of Meat Eaters, with Half the Survival Rates!
Sound like a good deal to anyone? Thought not. Watch out for your veggie and vegan chums who spew out the cancer protective propaganda of a plant-based diet. The actual studies, that’s real scientific, clinically controlled studies, and not the deliberately misinterpreted or manipulated studies that the veggies like to boast about, like the one for example, where thousands of … Read More
Vegan Mucus Mania
This chapter of ‘Make a Veggie Cry’ is pretty hilarious really, if only from the point of how many hours I wasted researching it for my veggie friend, Harvey. Type into Google ‘The original vegan diet’ and at the top of the first page, you’ll find this joker; Professor Spira.Now, my good friend Harvey, has only gone out and ‘purchased’ … Read More
The Vegan High
The Vegan High, You’re Not Dying to Try! One more secret to share with you today, in this chapter of; Make a Vegetarian Cry. Do you want to know why some of these vegans, raw or fruit nutters you meet, seem so energetic and high? Do you think it’s their wholesome diet? That’s what they want you to buy into … Read More
The Ultimate Blunt Blow to Low Fat Vegetarians!
Picture the scene if you can; You’ve got 3 vegan muppets sat opposite you at the dinner table. They start with the usual grief, as they always feel compelled to do, since it appears that eating meat is not only torturing the animal kingdom, destroying the planet, and killing the health of billions of us, but apparently we’re not even … Read More
The Dubious Benefits of Fasting, and Detox Bollocks!
So, imagine today, you and I decide to drive somewhere together, and looking at your fuel gauge I notice its blinking on empty. ‘Best stop and get some gas before we go any further’ I say. And you reply; ‘Oh that’s alright Andy, I’m giving my engine a rest for 3 days, and the cars fasting!’ Can you think of … Read More
Vegan Fat Heads!
Just a quick one in this chapter on ‘Make a Veggie Cry’, and a pretty obvious one at that, but it’ll come up super frequently, so I think it best that you have three or four shorter barrages to assault the leaf eaters with, rather than an all-out assault.I mean you know how annoying these bastards can be I’m sure.They … Read More
