In this Chapter of ‘Make a veggie cry’, let’s talk organic greens, versus the evil, unnatural, manmade (with the emphasis on man, for the haters), pesticide-sprayed produce.
First off, the UK Government, after reviewing more than 150 studies, concluded;
"There is no good evidence that consumption of organic food is beneficial to health in relation to nutrient content."
So it’s now illegal to suggest any additional health benefits by going organic.
Not that your smart arse veggie will know this of course, but they’ll come back pretty quick at you, after pretending they did know it, with the ‘Absolute Fact’ that whilst it may not be ‘nutritionally superior’, it most certainly is superior from the health standpoint.
The Soil Association of the UK states, 'that when consumers are asked why they buy organic, 95% of them say their top reason is; to avoid pesticides!'
Totally overlooking the fact that organic does not even mean chemical free, and merely means that producers can use up to 20 chemicals, deemed by the authority as organic, many of which are chemical pesticides!
Let’s leap to the punchline and explain the following.
According to the world’s leading toxicologist; Dr Bruce Ames, we cry like babies about synthetic carcinogens giving us cancer and the like, yet we get 10,000 times that from eating plants!
No, that’s not a typo or an extra zero, it is 10,000.
“A cabbage contains 49 known carcinogens and broccoli has 100 chemicals, 50 of which are also classed as carcinogens”! Bruce Ames. professor of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology Emeritus at the University of California, Berkeley, and a senior scientist at Children's Hospital Oakland Research Institute.
This is just my own personal theory next, but I imagine the various minerals and other goodies in the vegetables we eat offset the carcinogens bad effects on us, so we stay in front as it were, or better still, the vegetables are doing us more good than harm.
That said, taking into account soil erosion, and the drop in minerals in worldwide soil by 80% since the second world war, I doubt it’ll be long before our beloved veg will do us more harm than good!
If it isn’t already.
Remember you heard that here first, won’t you?
Plants make poison, period!
They can’t run or bite to defend themselves, and over hundreds of millions of years, have become masters of chemical warfare.
Dr Ames and his scientific research team discovered that 99.9% of all the carcinogens and poisons we ingest come from plants!
Haha, and most vegetarians worry about using a bottle of bleach down the toilet a day.
Organic produce is now a $50 plus billion worldwide market. And anywhere there’s $50 billion to be found, there are some very clever sales and marketing people in the vicinity.
You dear reader may already have a healthy respect for my trade, and since this site is mainly dedicated to anyone in sales, then you may well be in the profession yourself.
When consumers start to underestimate how inventive clever people like us can get (with $50 billion at stake), you can bet they’re about to get bent over and dry fucked yet again, and non-more so than vegetarians who, on a scale of gullibility, are off the chart!
Even the word ‘Organic’ sounds kinda sexy, doesn’t it?
From the Latin word Organicus, meaning ‘to masturbate furiously’
Just kidding, but in medical terms, the dictionary says; ‘of or having to do with a body organ’, and you have to admit that organic is not that far from organ, orgasm, or orgasmic, is it?
You may not see very much significance in a name, but this is the same way these wankers (and many of us meat eaters to be fair) were sold so-called 'Healthy Vegetable Oils’, to give themselves chronic inflammation, lowered immune systems and thyroid function, and cancer!
But surely they couldn’t lie as blatantly as that and get away with it, you think?
What! So, Corn, Soy, Rapeseed, Canola, Cotton, Sunflower, Safflower, Sesame, Almond, Peanut and Olives are all vegetables now, are they?
That’s news to me, but not to every gullible dumb arse vegetarian, who I guarantee still refer to them as 'Healthy Vegetable Oils’
But if they’d called them seed, nut or fruit oils, then not only would people question how the fuck you get oil from seeds and fruit anyhow, but it wouldn’t sound half as healthy as ‘vegetable oils’ would it?
And so it gets worse for the organic mob because it turns out that with non-organic (when you spray a plant with manmade pesticides), the plant can take a break from making its own deadly chemicals needed to kill bugs, and instead make more chemicals that make the plant healthy.
These same chemicals also work to make us healthy!
Organically grown plants, however, are bred, surprise surprise, to make more of their own deadly pesticides, plus, when the pests do get to them, the levels of these toxins in the plant go through the roof.
Organic produce contains more toxins than non-organic!
And non-organic contains more of the healthier chemicals!
Your final argument your veggie foe will have before his nervous breakdown is that somehow organic farming is better for the planet.
How very noble!
These veggies will sacrifice their own body’s nutrition, and take on more toxins to protect mother earth. Hat’s off to them.
Although if they wanted to do the earth a real favour, they’d take themselves out of the gene pool altogether, by being sterilized.
The bottom line on the save the earth deal, for today anyway, is that of every calorie consumed by humans, a whopping 80% comes from shit mono-crop grains, that I hardly ever touch.
Agriculture paved the way for the population explosion, and by the start of the nineteenth century almost two-thirds of the world’s population was in slavery of some kind, and 75% of slaves worked in agriculture.
It’s agriculture we have to thank for destroying our planet, and not animals eating from the soil, then pooping back on it.
We can also thank agriculture for slicing 4 inches in height from the average man, and our often seen narrow jaws full of overcrowded ‘billy bob’ teeth, unheard of in hunter-gatherers.
Agriculture has waged war on the planet, destroying the forests, wetlands and prairies, making countless animals extinct, while ruining the topsoil and changing the climate.
All this and more in coming chapters, but you should have enough above to bring your veggie know it all to tears on the issue of organic v non-organic.
Enjoy, and have a wonderful omnivorous day.
Cry bye!
Blunt Coach Andy.
