The Dubious Benefits of Fasting, and Detox Bollocks!

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So, imagine today, you and I decide to drive somewhere together, and looking at your fuel gauge I notice its blinking on empty. ‘Best stop and get some gas before we go any further’ I say. And you reply; ‘Oh that’s alright Andy, I’m giving my engine a rest for 3 days, and the cars fasting!’ Can you think of … Read More

Vegan Fat Heads!

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Just a quick one in this chapter on ‘Make a Veggie Cry’, and a pretty obvious one at that, but it’ll come up super frequently, so I think it best that you have three or four shorter barrages to assault the leaf eaters with, rather than an all-out assault.I mean you know how annoying these bastards can be I’m sure.They … Read More

Vegan Toilet Attendent

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Vegan Shithouse Captain!There’s a funny term used to describe someone in charge of the goings on in a public toilet.You know, that poor person that has a subterranean office filled to the brim with bog roll, buckets and bleach, and a tiny T.V in the corner.That person who you often feel so sorry for, you feel like leaving them a … Read More

Vegan PH Diet Rules! Or Does It?

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Once again, I provide an edited transcript of an e. mail response I sent to a good vegetarian friend of mine. I’ve edited his name down to his first initial ‘H’ to protect Harvey from any embarrassment (oops), for some of the stupid shit he asks me to ‘look at’ on his behalf. A ton of people are falling for … Read More

It’s official! The World’s Strongest Man is a Vegan

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I love lots of things about salespeople, and since I’ve trained thousands of them I shouldn’t be too surprised when they sound pretty convincing, about even the most absurd shite, such as the above statement.In this chapter of ‘Make a Vegetarian Cry,’ I need to prep you up for the inevitable ‘Matter of Fact’ that some leaf-eating pacifist will no … Read More